21 Hand-Picked Top Jokes By British Comedians

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21 Hand-Picked Top Jokes By British Comedians

21 Hand-Picked Top Jokes By British Comedians

21 Hand-Picked Top Jokes By British Comedians

Yep, we say it often but you already know it, because its true, laughter is the best medicine.

Not only does having a giggle improve your mood, but it also boasts a variety of actual health benefits. Which you can read about in Laughter Is Good For Your Health

Brits excel at laughing at ourselves and mocking our own imperfections.

So it's time to tickle your funny bone.

You need not look past Britain’s homegrown comedians, who find humour in all aspects of our everyday life.

Here's the top 21 hand-picked - we would like to hear yours - via our contact us page .

  • 1. “I said, ‘It's serious doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places.’ He said: ‘Well stop going to those places.’ ”
  • - Tommy Cooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=Kn4kH9c0JdA&feature=emb_logo

  • 2. “Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.”
  • - Jon Richardson
  • 3. “About a month before he died, my grandfather covered his back full of lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.”
  • - Milton Jones.
  • 4. “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”
  • - Nick Helm
  • 5. “I bought my mum a Kindle because she likes reading so much. She still licks her fingers when she changes the page.”
  • - Lee Evans
  • 6. “My mum's so pessimistic that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
  • - Nish Kumar
  • 7. “There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity.”
  • - Michael McIntyre
  • 8. “I'm sure wherever my dad is, he's looking down on us. He's not dead. Just very condescending.”
  • - Jack Whitehall
  • 9. "The thing restaurants always boast about now is home made cooking. I don't want home made cooking, that's why I'm here! Because I don't like the shit at home!"
  • - Lee Evans

Why Do People Laugh?

Laughter is a part of human behavior regulated by the brain, helping humans clarify their intentions in social interaction and providing an emotional context to conversations. Laughter is used as a signal for being part of a group—it signals acceptance and positive interactions with others.

  • 10. "I worry about my nan. If She's alone and falls, does she make a noise? - "Im Joking, Shes Dead."
  • - Jimmy Carr
  • 11. "When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton."
  • - Jimmy Carr
  • 12. "Two blondes walk into a building……….you’d think at least one of them would have seen it."
  • - Tommy Cooper
  • 13. "My grandad died at our annual Alton Towers tripp, and he died on the Nemesis ride,
  • But at least we got a photo of him before he passed away – Well we would have, but twelve quid? Fuck That!"
  • - Lee Nelson
  • 14. Scousers say ‘Boss’ when somethings really good. Everyone else uses ‘Boss’ to mean person in charge at work,
  • but of course they don’t need a word for that in Liverpool.
  • - Lee Nelson
Credit PA/Wire
Credit PA/Wire

  • 15. "A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, 'Sorry we don't serve food in here.'"
  • - Peter Kay
  • 16. "A friend of mine got knocked down by a mobile library. He was lying in the road screaming and the driver got out and said, 'Shh!'"
  • - Peter Kay
  • 17. "I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder."
  • - Peter Kay
  • 18. "Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?"
  • - Peter Kay
  • 19. "Sex is like playing Bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
  • - Peter Kay
  • 20. "A woman says to her husband: 'You never take me anywhere expensive anymore'. He says 'get your coat on'. She says 'where we going?'
  • He says: 'The fucking petrol station'."
  • - Peter Kay
  • 21. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.
  • - Tommy Cooper
Photo Credit: Youtube
Photo Credit: Youtube

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