15 Jokes To Put A Smile On Your Face
We’ve rounded up our top 15 jokes that are bound to put a smile on your face.
Whether it’s for real or a facepalm moment.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
What time did the man go to the dentist?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
What do we want? "Aeroplane noises!"
When do we want them? "Nyeow!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So,
I packed up my stuff and right.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
I'm a dyslexic atheist.
'Thank Dog for that'
So, with everything going on in the world at the moment, we hope that brought at least a little smile to your face!
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